The Rangers “Sucked.” Caps force Game 7.
The Caps did what they needed to: drop feces on the Rangers (figuratively, of course). With the Caps 2-1 win over the New York Drag Queens, the Caps have forced a Game 7. This team has had its backs against the wall for a lot of these playoffs, and there is no reason to think that the Caps won’t win Saturday night. However, at the same time, “it’s a toss up.”
-Lundqvist? Suckqvist is more like it (he doesn’t really suck, but he sucks). Despite mentioning his ovaries several times and becoming the first woman in the NHL, Lundqvist cannot singlehandedly defeat the Caps.
-Braden Holtby, Semyon Varlamov, Michal Neuvirth. Two of these goalers have defeated the Rangers. Neuvirth did it the fastest, and Holtby is looking to become the third Caps rookie goaler to beat Henrik Lundqvist. Wowzers.
“Yeah, fuck the Rangers, ya know. They aren’t that great, ya know,” said Dale Hunter.