Backstrom Suspended 1 Game For Defending Himself

Washington Capitals center Nicklas Backstrom is suspended 1 game for defending himself. Despite having multiple shots to his own head, Shanahan has decided that, as a member of the Caps, Backstrom has no right to defend himself.

“As you can see here, my wife doesn’t put out,” Mentioned Shanaban, “Backstrom skates into the zone, bangs some hot Swedish chick, and makes me jealous. For this, Backstrom is suspended. Fuck the Caps. I’m not biased.”

Join the revolution. Shanaban will be no more!

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